A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he
was ready to order,
"What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to
bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
"What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,
"A quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him
across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
"Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'"
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A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
RandomEveryone has those days where nothing seems to be going right. For 2016 I have decided to publish a book where I post one joke or pun a day to help make those tough times easier and to hopefully put a smile on your faces. I do not own any of the jo...
