Sparkle Magic Art [3]

school logic

School: make sure to get up bright and early and start the day with a smile!
School: we'll put all the complex classes like math in the morning so you get stressed even before you wake up!
School: everyone should have a balanced meal at noon, so we feed you at 11:00 instead so you're hungry when you get home! Here! Have this slice of cardboard with cheese on it called pizza!
School: make sure to keep busy by signing up for a sport or an after school program! But don't forget the 5 hours worth of homework!
School: oh, you're tired? Then go to bed earlier! Oh, you stayed up too late doing homework? Here, we'll do absolutely nothing about it!
School: you know what's fun? Throwing anxious kid's in social situations that threaten their grade! Man, adding a participation grade was a great idea
School: we make bullying seminars but we choose to ignore the fact that they don't work!
School: aw, your teacher is your bully? Well, we're biased so too bad!
School: here we teach stuff you'll never use in real life instead of basic life skills!
School: education is great :)