Clichés ahead. By the way, bethers0806 is awesome. Just so you know.
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>When the only seats for the new student are:
·Beside the main character,
·Behind the main character.
The lack of seats astounds me.
>The main character will always bump into the guy if she runs in the hallway.
Either him, or his sexy best friend.
>The guy has a bed-head.
Always. Which is wrong. Okay? (insert winky face)
>The guy would have:
·Raven black hair and blue eyes, or
·Brown hair and green eyes.
What about a blond guy with heterochromia, is that too much to ask for?
>The guy is close to never a ginger.
Why must you do this. You are dishonoring the Weasleys.
>The main character has a nice older brother who is her best friend.
Psh. 'Nice', 'Older', and 'Brother'. Those three words can't really be in that order. (Just kidding, my brother is awesome.)
>Truth or dare only has two dares:
·Kiss someone,
·Walk around in just boxers.
It's called originality. You know, the thing you greatly lack.
>The 'bad boy' is dared to play the good girl and then he falls in love.
Oh, cupid is there just when you need him to be. How convinient.
>The guy can charm any female that has a pulse.
Mare: *Angry horse noises*
[Super sexy] guy: Hey, calm down girl. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Good girl.
Mare: *nuzzles guy's hand*
(above example was performed without giving it a suger cube)
>In a werewolf story, the guy is probably the next in line to be alpha and is either crazy for his mate or rejects her.
Royal werewolf? More like royal pain in the neck.
>If the father is a cop, he's probably a widower. And if the mom is a cop, she's probably dead.
[But Stiles is still so perfect.]
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