*WARNING DIRTY AND SEXUAL LOL HAVE FUN KIDS*
Lachlan: I'm an astronaut. My next mission is exploring Uranus. [Uranus = your anus]
Vikk: You have a great set of legs. What time do they open?
Mitch: I'm just like a Rubik's cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
Jerome: Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Rob: Let's play carpenter. Let's get hammered first, and then I'll nail you.
Preston: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Well kids wave goodbye to you innocence I was in tears of laughter by the end of writing this guess what guys A few chapters back I had a ramble on about this guy and my bully but guess what apparently he was using her to make me jealous yep you read that right and I can't believe him when I first met him he was so innocent and sweet but then my bully came along and ruined him so I don't like him anymore and his best friend told me he's going to ask me out tomorrow so I don't know what I'm gonna do guys and also my bully got hit in the face by a football today lol...
