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1. I thought I already got my period this month.
2. I guess I should keep better track of this.
3. Should I start marking it on my calendar?
4. Do people really do that?
5. This explains why I was breaking out so bad this week.
6. And why I'm SO bloated.
7. These jeans won't even button.
8. Maybe I should just wear leggings.
9. But then you can see my underwear line.
10. Cramps!
11. My stomach is making sounds I've never heard before.
12. I wish my stomach was separate from my body.
13. THIS IS WHAT DEATH MUST FEEL LIKE.
14. WHERE IS MY MIDOL?
15. Cramps!
16. Maybe Tylenol will do...?
17. Nope, I need to go get some Midol.
18. Cramps!!
19. Ahhh, you magic blue pill, what would I do without you?
20. I'm going to buy chocolate.
21. I do not regret this decision.
22. Crap, I don't have any more tampons.
23. Maybe I can ask my co-worker for a tampon.
24. Do we know each other well enough for that?
25. Guess there's only one way to find out.
26. Luckily for me, we know each other well enough to ask for tampons.
27. Can I walk to the bathroom without everyone wondering why I have my whole purse with me?
28. Ugh, what's the big deal anyway?
29. Periods are the worst.
30. When will this be over?
31. Being a woman is the worst.
32. I always wish I was a dude when this happens.
33. JK what am I even saying? Of course I'm glad I'm not a guy.
34. But it'd still be REALLY nice not to get my period.
35. Maybe menopause won't be so bad.
36. Oh well, at least I'm not pregnant. At least there's that.
37. So much for small victories.
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