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▴ five ▴

juliet: hey you didn't text back.

juliet: are you alive and well?

jay: yes I am.

juliet: ok good.

juliet: btw jay are you of the female gender or the male gender???

jay: take a guess.

juliet: male??

jay: yes, what gave it away?

juliet: my super powers.

jay: telepathic or nah.

juliet: I don't give that kind of information to strangers (:

jay: I'm no stranger I'm jay.

juliet: if you send me a picture I'll tell you all my superpowers.

jay: blackmailing is wrong Miss Juliet.

jay: but fine.

jay: [insert picture here]

juliet: you've got brown hair.

jay: actually it's bronze.

juliet: oh.

juliet: btw you're kinda like almost naked in that picture.

jay: you aren't complaining are you???(:

juliet: I must go bathe in holy water ttyl.