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juliet: hi.

jay: Miss Juliet Estellé Monroe.

juliet: shut up.

juliet: stop googling me too smh.

jay: I can't help it I'm nosey.

juliet: you were supposed to tell me your secret.

juliet: and you didn't.

jay: right.

juliet: I'm a very patient person.

jay: back when I was an athlete I would take steroids to help my performance on and off the court.

juliet: two for the price of one NOICE!

jay: what do you mean?

juliet: you basically just told me you weren't a virgin. I mean why else would it help you "off" the court.

jay: smart girl.

jay: tell me something else !!!

juliet: like what?

jay: a secret.

juliet: I really don't have any since my life isn't very private.

juliet: but one time I masturbated to Shawn Mendes DON'T JUDGE ME.

juliet: I met him a few months later when he performed at the White House too and it was so awkward oh my god.

jay: Shawn isn't even sexual though

jay: you little nasty girl.

juliet: stop IM SO EMBARRASSED.

jay: I've gotten a very good laugh out of that I won't lie.

juliet: your turn.

jay: I got my first issue of playboy from my mom.

jay: and she caught me jerking off to it when I was like 13.

juliet: damn, so young.

jay: I've always been sexually active.

juliet: how old are you anyways.

jay: 21.

juliet: I did that masturbation thing when I was 16 don't look at me.

jay: so innocent. It's cute.

juliet: shut up jay.

jay: are you a virgin too?

juliet: no,,,, but don't tell anyone ok

juliet: cause if my dad found out he would like cut me and give me the "talk."

jay: yikes.

juliet: what about your first???

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im cracking up bc the shawn thing is actually something one of my real life mutuals did;)))