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jay: hey juliet

jay: what did the alligator say to his team??

juliet: what did he say jay?

jay: wait for it

jay: wait for itttt

juliet: waiting...

jay: we'RE ALL IN THIS TOGATOR!

jay: you remember like from high school musical??

juliet: omg that show used to be my shit man.

juliet: that was a terrible pun but I will accept it.

jay: I'd like to see you beat that one.

juliet: I got you alright.

juliet: why should you never break up with a goalie?

jay: hm I dunno.

juliet: because he's a keeper!

jay: ok listen I have a better one.

jay: that was weak lmfaooo.

juliet: tell me another.

jay: alright so...

jay: are you a bag of takis?

jay: because I'd like to taki to you on the phone:)