Permanent Perk (Dave x Reader)

7) The Solar System

"So are we gonna ever start on this stupid project or not?" Dave laughed, scarfing down his Lucky Charms.

"Oh my gosh I actually kinda forgot about that," you laughed and nearly choked.

"Okay, okay, I see that. With all of our- precautions," Dave bit his lip and you felt your cheeks burning.

"Hey hey hey little dude," Dirk strided into the room. (Heh see what I did there? xD)

"You guys sleep well?" He grabbed an apple.

"We didn't really sleep..." Dave whispered.

"Huh?" Dirk bent down to your eye level.

He inspected you and Dave's expressions.

"Is that a hickey?" Dirk asked, pointing to your neck.

"Uh, no," You quickly laughed nervously and covered your neck.

"Yes it is," Dirk laughed, "Good one, bro."

He fist-bumped Dave and walked off laughing.

You two finished your breakfast, laughing all the while.

"So where are all your supplies?" You hit your hands together.

"Right here," he hit your ass as you walked by.

"What? No!" You laughed, "I mean really, Strider!"

"Fine! In that closet," He laughed and sat at the table.

You opened the closet and were met with a load of paint and... condoms?

You burst out laughing and fell on the ground.

"What is it?" He popped his head into the hallway.

You breathlessly pointed to the condom boxes.

"Oh yeah," he turned red, "Hey, want me to show you how they're used?"

"No, I'm good," you got off the floor.

"Alright, let's do this!"

Hours passed and your model was finally done.

"It's perfect," you gasped.

"Just like you," Dave wrapped his arm around your waist.

"Awe," you hit his shoulder.

"I think this calls for celebratory purposes?" Dave winked behind his shades.

"Oh, if you insist," you sat down on the couch.

He sat next to you and said, "Of course I insist, sugarplum."

His tongue immediately entered your mouth and you fell backwards on the couch.