(1.0) a happy lil' squirrel and gettin' all dem nuts

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Donald Duck at 7:50 am:
I'm sorry

Maddie at 7:54 am:
It's not your fault

Donald Duck at 7:56 am:
I still am sorry. Why aren't you in school?

Maddie at 8:18 am:
Seems like you've forgotten, but my sister died nine hours ago

Donald Duck at 8:23 am:
Sorry, I'm a dîck

Maddie at 8:26 am:
It's fine. Her funeral is next week....

Donald Duck at 8:30 am:
Oh

Maddie at 8:52 am:
Yeah. Can we not talk about this?

Donald Duck at 9:13 am:
Sure

Maddie at 9:43 am:
Let's talk about: children.

Maddie at 9:45 am:
Never mind, fûck!

Donald Duck at 10:13 am:
It's okay

Maddie at 10:24 am:
So how many?

Donald Duck at 10:29 am:
Excuse me?

Maddie at 10:34 am:
How many kids do you want when you're older?

Donald Duck at 10:37 am:
Many children

Maddie at 10:49 am:
Really? Me too!

Donald Duck at 10:57 am:
Let's make babies!

Maddie at 11:34 am:
Let's do it!

Donald Duck at 12:54 am:
YASSS

Maddie at 1:34 am:
You sound like a fangirl :o

Donald Duck at 1:39 am:
More like a fanboy :s

Maddie at 3:01 am:
:ooooooooooo:

Donald Duck at 3:05 am:
Y❤️u r so cute! If y👌u don👌t send this 🌹o 5️⃣ peeps 🚺🚼 your gonna dye1!2!1! 💔 and i d⭕️nt want yu to dyed! I want y😳u to B a HappY lil sqairell🐿 gettin' all dem nu🌵s!

Maddie at 3:45 am:
What the fûck and I guess we're using emojis now, huh?

Donald Duck at 4:54 am:
You can't translate it...ha suck it!!!!

Maddie at 5:56 am:
No, I'll swallow it!!!

Maddie at 6:10 am:
Oh, and: you are so cute! if you don't send this to five people, you're gonna die! and I don't want you die! i want you to be a happy lil' squirrel! gettin' all dem nuts!

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