Aries: You must teach me. You must teach me ways of the secular flesh.
Taurus: Marry me!
Gemini: She calls it a "mayonegg"
Cancer: I've made a huge mistake.
Leo: We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be of the hook!
Virgo: Oh, my God! We're having a fire....sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children! 🎶 Amaaa- . . . This isn't a fever! 🎶 ziiing grace. . . I can't even see where the knob is! End scene.
Libra: I was made to understand that there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.
Scorpio: I don't know what I've expected.
Sagittarius: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Capricorn: Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
Aquarius: I suppose I'm, uh...buy-curious.
Pisces: It's a great day. . . .for being sad.
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