stantheman: wassup wassup B)
fantastick: hello
stantheman: very enthusiastic reply
stantheman: anyway i wanted to talk to you about somethinfantastick: and what would that be
stantheman: what's your name?
fantastick: i told you that i'm not going to tell you since there's a chance that we go to the same school
stantheman: T_T stan the man is hurt
stantheman: but wouldn't it be rad if we went to the same school?
stantheman: like we could totally be buds
stantheman: i have guitar hero if you're interested ;)fantastick: if you're the stan that i know, then i honestly want nothing to do with you
fantastick: he's so obnoxiousstantheman: T_T i'm hurt
fantastick: hey idk if it's you though
stantheman: lmao it probably is
stantheman: what does this stan look like?fantastick: black hair
fantastick: he wears this brown coat and a stupid looking blue and red hat
fantastick: that's all i can really remember about the guy. he's really not important tbhstantheman: lmao
stantheman: you just perfectly described mefantastick: lmao you're lying
stantheman: i'm not
fantastick: well shit
fantastick: it's a good thing i haven't told you who i amstantheman: lmao yeah
stantheman: you think my hat is stupid? :(
stantheman: i do want to kinda beat your ass for insulting me but i'm too intrigued on who you arefantastick: wow that was a threat
stantheman: i'm gonna start looking around for you
stantheman: can i get a hint on who you are?
stantheman: pls?fantastick: lmao no
fantastick: i stick out like a cat in a room full of dogsstantheman: thanks for the hint ;)
fantastick: lmao you're making me nervous
stantheman: shouldn't have said anything, fanta stick
stantheman: hide your wife mf
stantheman: i'm comin for yaread 21:39
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texting in style || south park style au
FanfictionSYNOPSIS AU where Stan and Kyle find each other via text message. Both boys figure out that they go to the same school. However, Kyle figures out Stan's identity and refuses to tell Stan who he is. For reasons unknown, Kyle despises Stan. With this...