When Life Gives You...

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When life gives you bands, you make FANDOMS!

When life gives you,"I have a soul voice," with a matching fedora; you get Patrick.

When life gives you GOD OF THE DRUMS and a thousand tattoo work out machine; you get Andy.

When life gives you bushy hair, that said goodbye, a jokester, and a GUITAR GOD; you get Joe.

And when life gives you Brendon Urie; YOU GET DRUNKEN HISTORY!!


(Okay this was really lame and ....weird?...but hey! Funny? No? Nevermind.... BAD GRAMMAR!! GAH!!)

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