Life is tough as a cat.
Food that is edible hardly comes by, and humans expect you to play with them when you're starving to death.
I personally think humans are dumb, why are they not able to focus on one thing for at least an ample amount of time...
Anyway, I'm being introduced to a deer. Maybe Human is a bit out of sorts today. This deer is rude. Is it not basic courtesy that the visitor introduces themselves before the host? Why am I being introduced first? So improper.
I wrinkle my nose and contemplate whether I should walk myself out of the situation.
"Hi Maize. I am Luhan, and I am Lay's friend." The deer flashes her pearly whites at me. I don't welcome this deer. I am definitely considering my earlier contemplation to be carried out.
First off, this deer is rude. Second, she speaks to me as if she is familiar with me. Third, she is on my ground, on my play area, talking to my human. Now that, is unacceptable.
Oh no you don't.
"MEEEOWW!!!!"
Luhan.
Never in my life had I seen such an adorable little kitty. It was grey with dark stripes and was so fluffy. Who could resist petting it? But the kitty... Didn't seem to like me all that much. Immediately after spotting my outreached hand, it jumped away, gave a high-pitched screech of terror and dislike and skittled around to hide behind Lay. I hurriedly retracted my arm and observed the fluff ball's reaction. The kitty hisses and pulls back its ears, body forming a defensive stance.
Maybe it's shy? Or it just doesn't like me. I pouted. It hissed at me. Yup, I think it doesn't like me. I feel like crying.
"Maize, come on, he's not dangerous, come greet him. He's my good friend." Lay's soothing voice called to persuade the glaring kitty.
Maize glanced up at him, slowly changed position and warily walked over to my leg. She looked up...
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Oh my... Eyes to die for.
Maize.
So I have realised, I have terribly misjudged this deer. He, is apparently a he. In what sense of the word describes him? This deer is a friend, so I assume that means he is harmless, although it does not change the fact that he is rude. But, I have heard the saying "forgive and forget", perhaps this is where it applies. I will forgive, but a cat simply does not forget.
Hm. The deer smells nice. I rub my scent on the deer, just in case. I curl my tail over his ankle and hop onto his foot. Hm, not being pushed away is always a good thing! Maybe he'll be nicer than Human and will give me more treats?
"Come in Luhan, don't stand at the door for the whole day." Human let the deer in and started to walk back to the... living room.
Oh deer.
I hurriedly climb up into the deer's arms, trying to hide myself from Human. I fluffed my tail over my face.
