Life is tough as a cat. Food that is edible hardly comes by, and humans expect you to play with them when you're starving to death. I personally think humans are dumb, why are they not able to focus on one thing for at least an ample amount of time? Such stupidity annoys yet amuses me. You can tell I do have a human. This will be everything by me, about me, from my perspective. Maize, the feline.