"I'm telling you if you put icing on a muffin then it's a cupcake." Matt argued
"Bull shit. Absolute bull shit. Completely different recipe."
You and Matt were sitting in your car, he was driving to an Italian restaurant Sarah and Dominic wanted to meet you at for lunch, The fight was stupid you could admit that, extremely so,but you weren't wrong so you weren't giving up.
"I love you but you are so, so painfully wrong and stupid. " Matt stated
"Don't call be stupid, you're stupid." You crossed your arms and looked out the window
"Oh are we five now?" Matt rolled his eyes
"You're the one who called me stupid!" As soon as the words left your mouth you spotted Bella Italia, that was the restaurant Dom and Sarah had told you about. "Matt there." You pointed to it.
"Yep I know, I saw it " Matt said flatly as if it was obvious.
"Oh this dinner is going to be fun" you mumbled sarcastically.
"What was that (y/n)?" Matt asked as he parked your car.
"Nothing." You snapped grabbing your bag and opening your door.
"Yeah I'm sure." Matt muttered and both of you slammed your car doors, you sped walked to the door your heels clicking on the cement before Matt could open it for you, no way in hell did you want to have to even say thank you to him.
Dom and Sarah smiled at both of you as you sat down, you smiled back happily, no way we're you letting Matt ruin your night. As the night progressed you laughed more with the couple, you and Matt still didn't speak to each other much, honestly you talked to the waiter more. Then again he was obviously flirting with you, and even if Matt was pissed at you you could tell he was getting jealous by the glares he was sending the waiter and how he got a bit closer to you whenever the waiter would come back and you couldn't honestly say you didn't flirt back a bit to irritate Matt, even though he knew you only love him.
Dom and Sarah we're currently telling you a story of them going to a history museum with an exhibit about pyramids with amaze attached.
"So Sarah decided she was going to try to scare me, and she hid behind the wall and waited for me"
"I thought I heard him coming so I just leaped out from behind the wall and screamed." Sarah looked embarrassed.
"It wasn't me, it was a girl." Dom started laughing "she was 5. Sarah made her cry."
Sarah whacked him on the arm "it wasn't funny I felt really bad about that." Sarah grumbled as you and Matt laughed, suddenly Matt's hand rested on your knee rubbing slow circles on your skin. Wasn't he angry? You tried to look him in the eyes to have one of your conversations-that-doesn't-require-talking, but he just kept looking forward, talking to the other couple as you all are.
"Does this lovely lady need a new drink?" The waiter had came back and looked ready to grab your drink, even though it was almost completely full. Matt's hand tightened on your leg as he scooted closer to you discretely.
"I think she's fine, it's almost completely full, but I guess that decision is up to her." Matt glanced at you
"He's right I'm fine, but I think she could use another refill maybe." You nodded to Sarah, who's drink had been almost completely empty all dinner. The waiter glared at Matt and took Sarah's drink unhappily.
"Well that was interesting." Dom said when the waiter left
"I don't think he's gonna get a great tip."
"Or a tip at all." Matt suggested.
"He's not that bad Matt." You looked at him questioningly.
"He is that bad (y/n)." Matt stated "hey at least the food is good." You had to agree with that, Dom and Sarah had good taste. When you all finished your food you just talked, at one point you told the joke 'what reindeer is the dinosaurs least favorite?' Matt groaned having heard the joke at least 10 or more times a day, you had just smiled at Dom and Sarah's confused face, when you had told them it was Comet Matt couldn't help but smile and laugh then he looked at you grinning.
"She literally tells me that joke everyday, it's terrible."
"My joke is not terrible, it's great." You protested
"It isn't I hate it so much."
"I thought it was funny." Sarah defended your joke
"Sarah I showed you that video of a talking dog and you laughed so hard you cried." Dom looked at Sarah with adoration clear in his eyes.
"Okay that's true." Sarah admitted.
"Matt you secretly love my cheesy jokes." You smiled at Matt and he put his arm around your shoulder and your head rested on his.
"Hey Matt you know what you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer." You grinned slyly and looked at him.
"...no..." He replied slowly
"A loose canon." You answered, Matt looked at the wall like it was a camera and he was in the office as you and Sarah laughed loudly.
"(Y/n) stop this, please." Matt sighed "Every time I hear one of your terrible jokes I die a little inside."
"I thought you were already dead inside?"
"Oh ha-ha hilarious." Matt dead panned
Before you could reply the waiter appeared-again, you actually sighed audibly, he didn't seem to notice as he sent the check down in front of you, when you looked at the check you were not only astonished by how cheap the food had been but also the number written at the bottom along with the words 'call me' you looked up to see the waiter leaving with one last wink at you.
"Here I'll get that." Matt grabbed the check from you, he didn't look surprised as he pulled out his wallet and put the right amount of money and set it down before picking up the pen to fill the check out, when he was done he stood up and held his hand out for you to take, you did and glanced at the check to see something scrawled in Matt's handwriting under 'call me' it read:
'Or she could not do that, you're a douche.
-Her boyfriend'
You couldn't help but laugh and lean up to kiss Matt your hand on the back of his neck, Matt smiled
"Sorry I was an ass." He apologized.
"It's fine." You kissed him again on the cheek, Matt smiled and waved at the waiter as you walked out the door, who was now glaring at him.
A/n I hate this I feel like it's terrible
