Skype Roleplay #2

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Cheyenne: I'll be the pizza delivery guy

Myah: keep it pg

Cheyenne: LOL

Myah: order pizza

Cheyenne: what you want hoe

Myah: da sasuge

Cheyenne: Oki

Amber: That hoeing has commensed

Myah: I want wings 2

Amber: throws wings at you fly you fucker

Myah: + breadsticks

Jaidah: We ain't got no breadsticks

Myah: i want a coke

Amber: Cocaine

Cheyenne: shoves breadsticks into my bag

Jaidah: We don't got no Coke. Our machine broken

Cheyenne: What is happening

Myah: i want a peperoni

Myah: only 1

Amber: What kind of customer are you

Cheyenne: quits job fuck you hoes I'm out fucks off again

Myah: a graet 1

Myah: can i haz ur job??

Jaidah: We hiring now. Some one decided to leave

Jaidah: Hiring now

Myah: heres my application

Amber: " has in capital letters" I'M A HOE HIRE ME

Myah: no she iz noy wurty

Jaidah: how bout I hire both of yous

Amber: YEEEEE

Myah: yis

Cheyenne: Is adele Hello from the outside glares at you from outside the window

Amber: .

Jaidah: you left

Amber: Fuck off

Jaidah: slowly sipping tea

Cheyenne: o

Myah: leave u qute ur jub

Jaidah: but that none of my business

Cheyenne: fuks off

Myah: get my wings 2

Jaidah: you got the job, you get free food

Jaidah: gives you unlimited wings

Cheyenne: Canz I haz a lurge purperoni piza Plez

Amber: your english

Jaidah: we outta pepperoni

Amber: mna

Amber: its so bad

Myah: idk can u

Cheyenne: Yus I can't

Cheyenne: *canz

Amber: xD

Myah: then u cant

Cheyenne: Fuk u meh Engrish is gr8

Cheyenne: Yus I caz

Amber: Don't h8 m8 get off me back n8 don't h8 compens8 m8

Myah: u can have a pizza where u liv

Cheyenne: Hell

Amber: COMPENS8 ME M8

Cheyenne: INHAVESAIDRIMUCH

Amber: I read

Cheyenne: IHAVESAIDTOMUCh

Myah: (cwl)

Jaidah: what is going on?

Myah: what isn't going on

Cheyenne: I went from an innocent pizza guy to Satan

Cheyenne: NO FUCKING WONDER IM A SCORPIO

Myah: keep it pg

Amber: Fuk off satan no one wants your pizza box dicks

Cheyenne: IM GOING TO HELL

Cheyenne: well you can suck mine

Cheyenne: So

Jaidah: mama, we all go to hell

Cheyenne: Especially me

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