(Yeah, I haven’t been updating as much as I should… But I hope you guys laugh your butts off at this chapter. I did my best to make it random, in case ya couldn’t tell from the title. Oh, do I do a good job coming up with titles? I hope I do… I love it! Please tell me if I do or not. Thankies~)
Okay, so… I admit it. The new hide out was AWESOME!! It was right by the side of the ocean. I guess Kisame has connections… Don’t tell him I said that or he’d KILL me!! For some reason he’s gotten sick of all my fish jokes… BUT WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT THEM!?
Tobi and I have actually become friends. We go around annoying the crap outta people until they form a mob and chase us all around the base. It so much fun!! Especially since no one can resist my chibi face. That’s right. No. One.
Not even Hidan! One time he was this close to decapitating me, then I did my chibi face and he walked away like nothing happened!! Okay, maybe Itachi was standing behind me with sharingans flashing… But my chibi face must have contributed to the whole effect!! I mean, I was CHIBI.
I’ve gotten really random and, according to Tobi, ‘Fun!’. I think someone might be slipping sugar into my morning tea…
Sasuke’s been good and seems to have taken a liking to Itachi. They go for walks on the beach sometimes and I watch them play fetch from the window. I’m glad those two get along so well.
OH! And Itachi’s been training me!! It’s going better than you’d think! Sure, I’m no Basshunter when it comes to walking on water and flying, but I’m getting the hang of it!! Though flying is another story… I almost crashed Deidara’s bird into a wall.
Twice.
Though WHY he decided to have us fly inside is beyond me… Who cares of there’s tornado strength winds outside!! We’re NINJAS! We do this stuff!
Oh, after I crashed the bird Kakuzu chased me around for 2 hours demanding I pay for breaking a vase. I was like, “DUDE! THIS ISN’T OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!! CALM DOWN!!” But he didn’t know what OHSHC was so I got sad… Then I locked him in a closet and forced him to watch it. Lucky enough for me, he somehow forgot about the vase after he watched that. He kinda started to avoid me too…
Though, Last night was actually pretty awesome. I showed the Akatsuki Naruto Abridged. Itachi didn’t seem to like the Klondike Bar bit though… But when Itachi and Kisame came in, everyone started laughing at Kisame’s voice.
The only problem about last night? I spent half of it running away from one pissed of blue sharky with a giant TP’d sword.
Then I stole an actual Klondike Bar from Tobi.
Win.
Looking up from my little diary, I groan. Tobi was ‘sneaking’ into my room again. “What’s wrong Tobster?” Yeah, I call him Tobster.
Tobi squeaked, “Please help Tobi Riri-chan!! Deidei-senpai wants to kill Tobi!”
My eye twitched, “Maybe if you just called him DeiDARA-senpai, he wouldn’t be trying to turn you into art.”
Tobi tilted his head to the side, “But Riri-chan calls Deidei-senpai Deidei. Why can Tobi not call him Deidei-senpai?”
I face palms, hiding a tiny blush, “Well… Ano.. I… Because, well… It’s… Gah, it’s my nickname for him okay!” crossing my arms over my chest, I glare at Tobi. “Now get out of my room please.”
My ‘friendship’ with Tobi is restricted to annoying the hell out of everyone else. My room is a ‘Tobi-Not-Allowed-Zone’.
Tobi seemed to be pouting, but waddled out and closed my door.
Sighing, I return to my diary. I haven’t had much time to write really, between maid stuff, training, fun stuff, and sleep.
I’ll give you this much…
My life as the Akatsuki’s maid has only just begun.
(*hides* Don’t kill me because its short!! I’m REALLY tired!)
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Life as the Akatsuki's Maid
FanfictionI DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!! So what happens when the Akatsuki yank a girl who loves cooking and anime into the Narutoverse? What else! She becomes their maid and begins her new life full of adventure, awkward moments, art, and jashinism! Read to find out...
