"Hello."
"Hey."
"Princess!"
"Uh-huh. My usual but with fifteen scoops instead of two."
"Ooo, that doesn't sound good."
"Uh-huh. Would you shut up now?"
"Oh, okay. We are playing harsh then."
"Yes, now just get my order ready."
"Oh, okay. Lah-dee-duh. Lah-dee-dum. Ba-lah-dee. Ba-lah-dum."
"Are you seriously doing that singing crap?"
"My singing is crap? Princess, you have offended me greatly."
"Yeah, yeah. I don't even think you could call that singing. I mean, that is an insult to singing."
"Oh, wow. That hurt. You know, right in my heart."
"Are you getting me ice cream or what?"
"Uh-huh. I am on the fifth scoop."
"Hurry up!"
"Okay, okay. I am."
"Hurry!"
"Geez, take a chill pill, princess."
"HURRY UP OR I WILL STICK SOMETHING UP YOUR-"
"Okay, no need to get vicious. Do you need a pick up line to cheer you up?"
"No, I just-"
"Okay, well here we-"
"Would you stop interrupting-"
"Do you know what my shirt is made of?"
"..."
"Boyfriend material."
"..."
"Why are you crying?"
"Because my boyfriend- just- broke up with me."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh............ fifteen scoops coming right up. No need to pay. I got it."
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Ice Cream Cones
Short Story"Hello" "Hey." "Umm, so do you want some ice cream?" "Why else would I call an ice cream shop in the middle of a summer day when it is broiling hot and reaching record highs in the temperature department?" "Good point, so what do you want?" "Mint ch...
