Ice Cream Cones

vanilla

"Hello."

"Hey."

"Princess, does your left eye hurt?"

"Umm, no. Why would you ask such a stupid--"

"Because you have been looking right all day."

"Ohmygod! I didn't know it was the fashion to start every phone conversation with a pickup line."

"Just once, princess. Special for you. *wink*"

"*wink returned*"

"Gee, thanks, princess. I was worrying for a second that you might not return it."

"Worry not any more, young man. Princess has returned your wink."

"I can't remember my number. Can I have yours?"

"Can't you see it when I call?"

"No, princess."

"Then, no, you can't have my number."

"Are you Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other."

"Do you see a tail? Me neither."

"Geez, princess. You could be a bit nicer, you know."

"I haven't had my daily serving of ice cream."

"It is on its way."

"Why are you still on the phone then?"

"I want to talk to you, princess. Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6, and you'll be the 9."

"Roses ARE red, and violets MAYbe fine, but I'm a 100, go find your 69."

"Wow! You are capable of an amazing comeback!"

"Thanks, I try. Actually, it just comes naturally."

"You are the thunder and I am the lightning!"

"I see someone has polished up on there Selena Gomez."

"Thanks, I try. That music video is so similar to Pillow talk."

"Yeah, I guess it is."

"Where are you right now?"

"Sitting on the porch, why?"

"Princess, do you see a little pink truck?"

"Yeah, Frank must be here. I have to go pay him, so--"

"Princess, hang on, please!"

"Frank is parking. I'll go out and meet him. Seriously, young man--"

"Princess, hang on. Come to the front of the car."

"Okay, what is going on?"

"Look in the car."

i didn't know someone could be so handsome.

i didn't know someone could be so beautiful.

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