Ask OR Dare Kaneki Ken (Kuroneki, Shironeki And Haise)

Dare 5

Haise: Another dare has arrived~

Shironeki: And it's from?

Kuroneki: Zandea-chan?

Author-chan: Yeah. Now go on.

Shironeki: *reads the dare* Zandea-chan are you sure about this?

Haise: What is it? *reads dare*....Ohhh.

Shironeki: Oh, it's not for you to know about kuro. Just wait.

Kuroneki: How come?!

Author-chan: Please Kuroneki? For all of us and the readers.

Kuroneki: Hmpph. Fine.

Haise: Um..Kuro could you go to :re please? It's for the dare.

Shironeki: Ok. Just call me. *went out to :re*

Author-chan: Okay, so the dare is for you guys. You need to burn down all of Kuroneki's books.

Shironeki: But that's also our books?!

Author-chan: Oh yeah. Just go on with it.

Haise: Wah?!

Author-chan: Are you two gonna do this or not?

Shironeki: Fine.

In the middle of burning the books

Author-chan: Uh..guys why are you crying?

Shironeki: N-nothing *sniffles*

Haise: What do you think is Kuroneki doing right now?

Going to Kuroneki

Kuroneki: What in the world are they doing? *sips on coffee* Aahh. Still the best.

Back to Shironeki and Haise

Haise: To be honest, the room looks much cleaner without the books all around.

Shironeki: Well, you're right about that.

Author-chan: Now it's time to call Kuroneki.

Haise: Huh? He'll be crushed when he finds out.

Shironeki: And we'll be dead in a flash.

Author-chan: Could you please just trust me on this?

Haise: I'll call him.

Kuroneki came back

Shironeki: K-kuroneki, we have a s-surprise for you at y-your room.

Kuroneki: *face lits up* Really?

Haise: Yeah, but you need to ba blind folded.

They lead him up the stairs going to his room.

Kuroneki: Guys, why does it smell like ashes and smoke in my room??

Haise: *takes off blind fold slowly* s-surprise.

Kuroneki sees in the center of him room a big pile of ashes and his books are nowhere to be seen.

Kuroneki: I-is t-this what i think it is?

Shironeki: *gulps*

Kuroneki: *begins to cry slowly* Nande...Nande...NANDE!?

Haise: I...it was a dare.

Shironeki: And it's from....

Kuroneki: Zandea-chan?!

Author-chan: Hey Kuroneki.

Kuroneki: Hey Kuroneki? After burning all my books you just said 'Hey Kuroneki'!.

Author-chan: *Cracks a knuckle*

All the ashes vanished and the books were back.

Shironeki: She did it again.

Haise: Amazing...

Kuroneki: H-huh?

Author-chan: I bought you new books to read sice you were rereading every book in here and to say thanjs for buying me a book and ice cream in the previous chapter. I just did this to see your reaction.

Kuroneki: Ahhh! Thank you so much Zandea-chan. Sorry for yelling awhile ago.

Author-chan: It's okay. As for you two I also bought you some books to read. Including Shironeki's 50 Shades Of Grey.

Shironeki: *chokes on air* The heck Zandea-chan??!!.

Author-chan: I'm kidding...unless if you want me to add it?.

Shironeki: No thank you.

Haise: Ok ~bye bye readers~

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Okay. A little explanation for this wonderful yet a little ....cruel? Dare by me. It was basically inspired by the dare i commented on Thug_Lax Story. Tokyo Ghoul Ask or Da:re. Go check it out. Bye bye~