Me: Ohayo minna-san!
Kuroneki: Ohayo.
Haise: Hello!
Shironeki: Yo.
Me: Soo, we have a dare from TokyoGhoul_Juuzou!
/Juuzou: I dare Shiro&Kuro to try and get their wallet from me~
Juuzou re: I dare Haise to go kiss one of your squad members. *evil laugh*/Haise: Why are you doing this to me Juuzou?! I always give you candy. ;;--;;
Kuroneki: Ohh~my wallet!
Shironeki: You mean our wallet. -____-
Kuroneki: It doesn't matter. We're the same person anyways.
Shironeki: Whatever.
Me: Soooo.....Let's start with Kuroneki and Shironeki!
Timeskip brought to you by Juuzou's sweets (Juuzou: Who said sweets?!)
Kuroneki: Sooo....where are we gonna find him?
Shironeki: According to what Haise said, Juuzou likes to stroll every now and then. Usually, he wonders to streets that have candy shops.
Kuroneki: Dude, Japan is freaking huge. There are a hundreds of streets and candy shops. We don't even now what ward he's in!
???: Ohhh~ sweets! I wanna have them! Heheheh.
Kuro&Shiro: *looks at the unknown person's direction*
Juuzou: Lalalala~yummy. *sparkle sparkle*
Kuro&Shiro: There he is.
Shironeki: So here's the plan. You distract Juuzou by giving him sweets while I go get our wallet.
Kuroneki: U-uh yeah sure. But how do you know if our wallet is even in his pockets?
Shironeki: He just brought it out. -____-
Kuroneki: A-ah. Sorry. \(^-^)/
Juuzou: Ohh pretty butterfly~ *follows butterfly*
(ASKDINEJSO JUUZOU IS SO ADORBS)
Kuro&Shiro: Run!
10 minutes after chasing Juuzou
Kuroneki: H-he *pant* stopped.
Shironeki: Y-yeah.
Juuzou: *Sitting on a bench* Huhh. I'm hungry. *grabs lollipop*
After getting some more sweets (Kuro)
Juuzou: Aww~ no more sweets.
Kuroneki: Here it goes. *sits beside Juuzou* *gets out chocolates* (AN: Since Kuro is a ghoul. And this form of Kaneki hasn't mastered how to eat human food without vomiting, he hasn't put the chocolate in his mouth.)
Juuzou: Ohhhh~ Yummy. *staring at the chocolate*
Kuroneki: Want some?
Juuzou: A-ano, could I?
Kuroneki: Its all yours.
Juuzou: Yehey! Arigato.
Shironeki: *sneaks behind the eating Juuzou and grabs wallet.*
Kuroneki: *sees Shironeki with the wallet* E-tto, I need to go now. Bye.
Juuzou: Thanks for the sweets mister!.....wait, isn't that Kaneki Ken? Meh, he gave me sweets.
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