Ask OR Dare Kaneki Ken (Kuroneki, Shironeki And Haise)

A/D Finale!

Me: Yes. The title says it all. I am going to end this book with one last chapter and two dares. Thanks to omfgfudanshi, SabinaGuerrero4 and Sassy_Haise1220

(I'll be placing the three dares all at once cuz like...why not? The dares are arranged based from the order of usernames up there ^)

//I dare the Kaneki's to travel round the world in a week.

Haise: So..this is it. I guess we have to make the most out of the time together then.

Shironeki: The finale.

Kuroneki: Dudes, the manga hasn't even ended yet.

Me: KURO YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN!

Kuroneki: Oops..

Haise: These two won't stop bickering istg.

Me: Well you should stop sulking. NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE DARE!

Shironeki: Guys please tell me you all double checked your things. Especially the passports.

Haise: Passports? Oh..yeah.

Me: Don't tell me you forgot. Out of all people, Haise...YOU'RE THE FREAKING MOM OF THE SQUAD.

Haise: But I thought we would use Author-magic?

Me: Boi...this is the last chapter. We're gonna travel normally.

Haise: I swear to god, if you leave me here...

Me: *sighs* I brought your passport. I knew you would forget.

Time skip brought to you by Zan's homework

Shironeki: We're here in Seoul, Korea.

Kuroneki: Why do you sound so lifeless? ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)

Me: yah know, the members of BTS are here.

Shironeki: wut

Kuroneki: Omg

Haise: BISH WE GONNA BUY SOME MERCH. FOLLOW ME CHILDREN!!

All except H: yes mom

| 5 HOURS LATER |

Kuroneki: So far we have 10 packs of Honey Butter Chips and Dr. Pepper, facial mask, stuff toys, a shit ton of BTS and other Kpop stuff. I thought we were broke?

Shironeki: Meh

Me: All things with Taehyung and BTS belongs to me!!

Haise: Ofc

Haise: should we do go eat and do the other dare after?

Shironeki: Yeh. Let's get some samgyeopsal for lunch or do we have to eat human and ghoul flesh?

Me: Ohhhh Shironeki knows his food. I don't think I can use the Author magic right now.

Lyra: *pops out of nowhere* L I E S S S S S

Kuroneki: looks like we'll have to hunt while we're on vacation 

Me/Lyra: *secretly uses author magic* 

Lyra: This taste great

|AFTER EATING AND SHIZ|

Haise: So our next flight is in a few minutes and we'll go to...France?

Kuroneki: We totally have to visit the Eiffel tower. Right Shiro?

Shironeki: *backhugs kuro* Mhm

Me: abdfhedbgfvedg

//I dare the Kanekis to watch Attack on Titan

Kuroneki: I've only watched the first five episodes :")

Shironeki: Did S2 come out without me knowing?

Haise: What's Attack on Titan?

Me: asgvbdlsgjeved

Me: *places laptop in front of them* watch this while I sleep.

time skip brought to you by Levi and his cleaning supplies

Kanekis: JAEGER 

Me: jfc what episode are you guys watching?

Haise: Ah, we're just rewatching the two seasons again.

Kuroneki: I have dibs on Levi!

Haise: HEy!

Shironeki: You can get Armin or Eren Haise

Me: Just get Marco cuz you're all the same

Kanekis: wut

Lyra: *pops out of nowhere* ur all half human

Kanekis: T R I G G E R E D

timeskip brought to you by raging kanekis

Me: we have no time to lose right now

Me: Leggo look around!

Haise: Oh! Can we go to the Eiffel Tower?

Shironeki: We just agreed to that awhile aho marshmallow boy.

Kuroneki: Look! A bus is heading to the tower. Let's get in.

Shironeki: Damn. The tower looks as beautiful as you Kuro.

Haise: *cringing in the background* get a room!

Shironeki: *smirks* oh we will.

Me: GAAAAAH *Covers Haise's ears* stop tainting my baby with your impure sayings.

All: *gets of the bus and gets closer to the tower*

//I dare Shiro and Kuro to kiss!

Me: The last dare ;----;

Shironeki: Well...are you up for it? *looks at Kuro*

Kuroneki: *blushes* Mhm

Haise: Zandea-chan, get the camera ready

Me: Yes Captain.

ShiroKuro: *kiss*

Cue fireworks exploding
Cue fangirls dying

Haise: *crying in the background*

Me: *also crying*

Me: So this is the end of Ask Or Dare Kaneki Ken. Gomen since this was quite a rushed and meh chapter.Thank you all for the reads and support.
I hope you guys would consider reading my upcoming works which will be less cringey than this one 😂

Haise: I'll miss you guys ;---;

Shironeki: The next time you see us, we'll be paren-

Kuroneki: SHIRO!

All: Good bye!