I did not expect to have these many jokes, oh my lord.
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Ben as an Uber driver:
Ben: You want water?
Person: No.
Ben: You want a mint?
Person: No.
Ben: You want to make out?
Person: ...what?
Ben: Wha, I didn't...say anything *starts the car*
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Jack: You just want everything to be gay.
Ao: yes
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If the Gang Went to School:
Jack: *is teacher* Ben, read the next paragraph.
Ben: ... *turns to jeff* Yo, what page we on??
Jeff: Bitch that's not even the right book.
Ben: *puts comic book down*
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Ben: Yeah man, I'm gonna try to stay outta drama, focus on school, be a better person..!
Jeff: *barges into the room* Guess who got caught suckin' dick in the bathroom.
Ben: WHO?!? *falls out of chair*
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Ben: Bruh, go to the party, there's gonna be so many hoes...!
Toby: But will there be food?
Ben: But bitches.
Toby: But listen, will there be food??
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Ao: Even though I've got glasses and I have terrible sight *takes off glasses* when I take them off I can still see the fact that you're a basic, shady bitch so gtfo
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Ben: If you believe, you can be anything...!
Jeff: I wanna be a model.
Ben: Ah gosh Jeff but you're super ugly *places box on his head* *pats Jeff's shoulder* It's for the best.
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Jack: Here's some advice.
Jack: You can get all the "swag" you want...
Jack: *casually places fedora on his head* But it's the men with class that get the ass
Ao: *smacks fedora off his head*
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Jeff: You want some protein bro?
Ben: nah bro
Jeff: why bro??
Ben: Because you're the only one that gives me strength.~
Jeff: Bro~
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Tryin' to Tell Ellie 'I Love You' Like:
Jeff: I love you!
Ellie: You love shoes?
Jeff: no I love YOU
Ellie: You love glue?
Jeff: I. Love. You...!
Ellie: Y-You love Scooby Doo..?
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Ao: Okay so if I gave you two cheeseburgers and I gave one of yours to Ben, how many cheeseburgers do you have left?
Elizabeth: geT YO CRUSTY ASS HANDS OFF MY FOOD
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Craig: Last one to the stairs is gay! *runs*
Ao: *runs with him*
Craig: *gets to the stairs first* I win!
Ao: *panting and leaning over* Whatever, you're still gay..
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Ao: Please? For me?
Jack: Don't do that.
Ao: Do what?
Jack: You think that whenever you say "Please? For me?" that I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Ao: Please? For me?
Jack: Okay.
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Jeff: *talking to Siri* Hey Siri, call dad
Siri: Calling Daddy
Jeff: Oh no no wait!
*Ben's phone starts ringing*
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When the Boys Look at Themselves in the Mirror:
Jeff: Nice.
Ben: I'd fuck me.
Jack: I can't see shit, why would you do this to me?
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Jeff: *sleeping whilst on fire*
Ben: OMG OMG JEFF'S ON FIRE. AO GET WATER.
Ao: *runs and comes back with a bucket of water*
Ben: OMG OMG ELLIE
Elizabeth: *sleeping too*
Ben: *splashes water on her* ELLIE WAKE UP JEFF'S ON FIRE
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Ao: *looks at an old picture of kiddie Jack* Oh yeah, sign me up that's some good--that's some good shit right there yeah mmm hmmmm
Ao: *looks at Jack now with them thug-savage muscles n shit* oh yEAH SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FAIAGMAHAOAHKA
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-If Ben Was a Dad and Carrying His Son on His Shoulders-
Son: Dad I'm so high!
Ben: Shit me too.
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Elizabeth: Look at me...! I'm a damn freak!
Ao: *suddenly smashes through nearby window and drop kicks her* You aRE GORGEOUS
Jeff: I'm a freak, but that's fine, I've gotten used to--.
Ao: *tackles him down into a table* You aRE PRECIOUS
Jack: I'm a freak. There's nothing that'll change tha--.
Ao: *punches him in the face* *gives him a kiss on the forehead* You're perfect. *proceeds to knee him in the gut*
Ben: I'm fuckin flawless.~
Ao: *proud that he's confident but punches him into oblivion anyway*
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Just Me
RandomThis isn't a story. This is a little digital book about me, EternalLaughter. Not a biography, though. It's just stuff. About me. And what I like, what I dislike, what I've experienced, what I wish for in the future, all of my passions and dreams, my...
