These updates don't help my piles of emails still waiting for me. But yolo.
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When Adopting Ao:
Okaasan: Ao, why are you coloring that stone blue?
Young bb Ao: Because blue is fuckin tight...! *continues to color stone with blue chalk*
Okaasan: ....Oh.
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Ellie: Haha, you already know I--*squish* OOOHH! Dammit, I stepped in some shit.
Ellie: *picks up foot to look* Oh no *picture of Zalgo on her foot* Nevermind.
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Ben: Yo your mom just texted you.
Ao: What did she say??
Ben: *reads* A Chong Ching ling ping pong pan ling ling
Ao: *mad* Very funny Ben! Let me see that..!
Ao: *reads "A Chong ching ling ping pong pan ling ling"* What the hell, Okaasan?
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Ben: *sniffs* Ugh, it smells like good fam in here.
Ao: What's good fam?
Ben: Just chillin' fam, what's good with you?~
Ao: goD DAMMIT
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Ao: Guys, it's Father's Day!! You know what that means??
The gang: *stares*
Ao: Oh shoot...I'm so sorry, I forgot...
Ellie: At least your dad isn't a demented, cosmic lord of chaos.
Ben: I don't even know if I have a dad. ;-;
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Jeff: Hey what are you doing?
Ellie: Sniffing this rose. *holds up a rose*
Jeff: Hah, lame. *starts walking away* *whispers* I wish I was that rose...
Ellie: What?
Jeff: noThinG I SAID YOU'RE GROSS
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Jeff & Ben: *see a turtle*
Jeff: Hey is that a dinosaur?
Ben: *smacks him* You dumb bitch, that's a kromoda dragon.
Jeff: Ahh, true.
Jack: *shakes his head*
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Ben: Hey, Jack, spell me.
Jack: M-E.
Ben: You forgot the D.
Jack: There is no D in me.
Ben: Not yet... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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