YO WADDUP
ITS YO BOI:
TRASH HOE
Let's continue.
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Ao: I love you!
Jack: ....wrong number
Ao: I'm standing right here
Jack: ...wrong address.
Ao: But--
Jack: Leave a message at the tone. *shuts mansion front door*
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Jeff: J'taime!~
Ellie: Fuck outta here with that shit, I don't speak croissant.
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Jeff: Who's ready for a break?
Jack: I am.
Ben: I'm ready for you to break me in half.
Jeff: Ben, where did that come come from...??
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Jack: Jeff, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Jeff: A princess!~
Jack: Ben?
Ben: A hoe.
Jack: *gasp* Ben!
Ben: wELL I CAN'T SUCK DICK FOR FREE
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Helpful Advice from the Gang
Jeff: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes.
Ellie: Make his dick hard, not his life.
Sam: Break her bed, not her heart.
Ao: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.
Ben: Get on his dick, not his nerves.
Jack: ......always salt your pasta while boiling it.
Ao: You don't even eat human food.
Jack: I know
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Ben: you know what I could go for right now?
Ao: dick in your a--
Ben: dick in my ass
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(From @AcceptablyTrash)
Judge: How do you plead?
Ben: *looks to Jack*
Jack: *mouths 'not guilty'*
Ben: Hot milky.
Jack: Just lock him up.
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(From @AcceptablyTrash)
Xavier: where are you?
Craig: I told you I'm at the library.
Xavier: Swear you're not at Chucky Cheese again?
*ball machine alarm goes off in the background*
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(From @AcceptablyTrash)
-Texting Ben-
Jeff: Hey on your way back would you be able to acquire two AAA batteries either through prostitution or legal means?
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