Vocal Unit Madness

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~AngelMama has logged on~
~DerpyDK has logged on~
~SassyBooBiatch has logged on~
~BindaetteokGentleman has logged on~
~AngelWithAGuitar has logged on~

DerpyDK: Huh.. Why is only the vocal unit on?

AngelWithAGuitar: I didn't plan this so don't ask me

SassyBooBiatch: Honestly I went on cuz I was bored

DerpyDK: If you were bored then you could have went to Vernon!

AngelWithAGuitar: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

AngelMama: Vernon left with Dino and Minghao to get food

BindaetteokGentleman: And DK don't give ideas to Seungkwan......
We get little sleep and we don't need even LESS sleep

AngelWithAGuitar: Hehehehe implying that they were gonna ba-

AngelMama: Staph! This group is dirty enough as it is, and we don't need anymore dirty members!

SassyBooBiatch: But you raised us this way so technically this is your fault

DerpyDK: Yeah the only members who aren't dirty are Joshua hyung, Jun hyung, Minghao, Maybe Dino, Maybe Eomma, and Maybe S.coups

BindaetteokGentleman: You forgot about yourself

DerpyDK: I don't even know if I am dirty anymore like I'm so confused

AngelWithAGuitar: The only TRUE pure ones are the China Line

SassyBooBiatch: Preach

AngelMama: Why am I 'maybe' ?

DerpyDK: Because.......

















Reasons

BindaetteokGentleman: *face palms*

AngelWithAGuitar: ^^

SassyBooBiatch: So everyone else in the group is dirty?

DerpyDK: There is only a few who I am certain that are dirty:
Hoshi
Vernon
Mingyu
And Woozi

AngelWithAGuitar: Yeah that's right

BindaetteokGentleman: Wait if Mingyu is there, what about Wonwoo?

AngelMama: Wonwoo is confusing because at times he looks bored, sometimes he looks emo, and then other times he's just a puppy!

DerpyDK: ^^ True

SassyBooBiatch: That moment when mom knows so much about their son *laughs*

AngelWithAGuitar: Seungkwan when you laugh It's super contagious

BindaetteokGentleman: Like a disease

DerpyDK: *face palms*

AngelWithAGuitar: *face palms*

SassyBooBiatch: *face palms*

AngelMama: *face palms*

AngelWithAGuitar: Joshua go somewhere with your lame jokes

DerpyDK: Maybe Wonwoo would appreciate them 😂

AngelMama: True

SassyBooBiatch: Preach

BindaetteokGentleman: Nope
Me and my lame jokes will stay

AngelWithAGuitar: Well then I'll leave

BindaetteokGentleman: Yeah leave to your dirty guitar

AngelWithAGuitar: ITS NOT EVEN MINE ITS YOURS!

BindaetteokGentleman: YOUR JEALOUS BECAUSE MY GUITAR IS HOLY!

AngelWithAGuitar: I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS IF YOUR GUITAR IS HOLY

BindaetteokGentleman: YOUR RIGHT, YOU DON'T GIVE TWO SH**S





















But you give one ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

AngelWithAGuitar: I'm done with all of this

~AngelWithAGuitar has logged off~

BindaetteokGentleman: Yeah my jokes were too lame for him to handle!

DerpyDK: That's not a good thing hyung.......

BindaetteokGentleman: Meh
I still won

~BindaetteokGentleman has logged off~

AngelMama: At least they didn't start throwing punches

SassyBooBiatch: Yeah, Joshua hyung would have been dead

DepryDK: Preach

AngelMama: Alright lets move
Vernon can back with the food

SassyBooBiatch&DerpyDK: YAY!

~AngelMama has logged off~
~SassyBooBiatch has logged off~
~DerpyDK has logged off~

/(≧ x ≦)\/(≧ x ≦)\/(≧ x ≦) \

Hai hai~
Mari has RETURNED!

To be the best

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!

DUN DUN DUN DUN

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE~
















POKÈMON!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL~

Okay okay I'll stop.....














For now....

Lol
But really I need help
Like I think I need therapy

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⊂(^(工)^)⊃
Saranghae~






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