~Everyone has logged on~
RawrasaurusRex: Happy Birthday Hyung!
ChinaDancer101: Happy Birthday Coups hyung
FairyMaknae: Happy Birthday Appa!
SheLovesMyRap: Happy Birthday
SassyBooBiatch: Happy B day
NaegaHosh: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~~
Wonwoo'sWaifu: HAPPY B DAY
MrBeanie: Happy Birthday~~~~
DerpyDK: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU~~
DolphinWoozi: Hbd🎉
BindaetteokGentleman: Happy Birthday!!
AngelMama: Happy Birthday Daddy
(i'm cringing so bad someone help me)
DolphinWoozi: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
NaegaHosh: O shiet
DerpyDK: COUPS GONNA GET SOME
FairyMaknae: ???
BindaetteokGentleman: MAKNAE LINE NO
well, dino and minghao NOO
RawrasaurusRex: What's going on
FairyMaknae: ^^
ChinaDancer101: OKAY DINO AND MINGHAO WE GOTTA GET THE PRESENTS!
FairyMaknae: Oh right yeah! The presents!
RawrasaurusRex: I'm putting on my shoes
ChinaDancer101: Let's Go!!
~RawrasaurusRex has logged off~
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~ChinaDancer101 has logged off~
SassyBooBiatch: Shit. They got him presents!?
DerpyDK: That's what you do on birthday's Seungkwan. It's about that person
SassyBooBiatch:
shit.
VERNON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WE GONNA GO BUY A PRESENT.
SheLovesMyRap: Fine
DaddyCoups: I don't want a present from Seungkwan.
SassyBooBiatch: BITCH MY PRESENCE IS A PRESENT!
SheLovesMyRap: Come on Seungkwan or you're going by yourself!
SassyBooBiatch:
basic bitches
(oh shit shots fired)
~SassyBooBiatch has logged off~
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DaddyCoups: Looks like someones gonna get the worst part of the cake
MrBeanie: If you hear anything in me and mingyu's room, we're not 'doing it' we're working on your present
DolphinWoozi: Half of me wants to believe that, but the other half says that's bullshit
(probably true tbh)
Wonwoo'sWaifu: Wonwoo's being horny, but he knows I'll treat his 'need' later
(y'all hate me now ik im sorry 😂)
DerpyDK: I didn't want to know that
BindaetteokGentleman: *pours holy water over meanie*
NaegaHosh: Y'all need Jisoos tbfh
(true true)
MrBeanie: Hosh fuck off
NaegaHosh: Fuck on
(i'm looking at you melisa)
Wonwoo'sWaifu: I hate you
NaegaHosh: Love you too💕
(blurryface_meli)
DolphinWoozi: *internally crying*
DerpyDK: You all need serious help
AngelMama: *We
Don't act like you ain't a part of this werid ass family
~Wonwoo'sWaifu has logged off~
~MrBeanie has logged off~
DolphinWoozi: Brb
Gotta go
Grab something
DerpyDK: These nuts
(help me i'm laughing too hard at this😂)
DolphinWoozi: I hate you, you dumb horse
~DolphinWoozi has logged off~
NaegaHosh: YOU HOE BACK OFF MY MAN
DerpyDK: BRO CALM YOUR DAMN TITS IT WAS A JOKE DANIEL!
BindaetteokGentleman: Stop fighting! I'll read you a verse of the bible if you continue!
DerpyDK: You sound like a teacher omfg😂😂
NaegaHosh: True facts tbh
When dismissing his class he would probably say something like:
"Remember to always drink water, and chicken will heal our hearts."
AngelMama: Why do I hear knocking on the door?
BindaetteokGentleman: It's S.Coups present that I ordered.
~BindaetteokGentleman has logged off~
NaegaHosh: Come on DK let's go put the finishing touches on the cake!
~DerpyDK has logged off~
~NaegaHosh has logged off~
AngelMama: You've barely talked this whole chatroom! Are you okay
DaddyCoups: I'm waiting for your present ;)
AngelMama: Relax, I'll give you it tonight
DaddyCoups: Okay then
AngelMama: :)
DaddyCoups: Oh, and Jeonghan
AngelMama: Yes
DaddyCoups: Call me Daddy Tonight ;)
~AngelMama has logged off~
DaddyCoups: ;)
~DaddyCoups has logged off~
ヽ（'ー｀）┌ヽ（'ー｀）┌ヽ（'ー｀）┌
I'm CRINGING
WHY DID I MAKE JEONGCHEOL DO THIS
im so sorry
*internally cries*
I feel really drunk.
My stomach hurts from laughing too much at my mom having no eyebrows😂😂
I'm a terrible daughter😂😂
This waiter was looking at me and KoreaWeeaboo laughing and I think we made him scared of us/for us😂😂
Anyways, before I end up talking even more
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Remember and NEVER FORGET:
Mari-Chan Loves You!
⊂(^(工)^)⊃
Saranghae~♡
Happy Birthday Dad
💕(S.Coups)💕
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