~Everyone has logged on~
SweaterPaws: Y'ALL MY NOONA LOOKS ON POINT!!!
DolphinWoozi: I like the song, no lie, but it would have been better if I produced it
(i really wanna see woozi produce a song for rv)
SneezingMango: SEULGI'S MAIN HOE THOOO
ChineseMaknae: What's a 'main hoe?'
PrinceOfChina: Its you Minghao
ChineseMaknae: YAY I'M THE MAIN HOE!!
AngelMama: JUNHUI!!!
PrinceOfChina: SORRY I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN!!
ChineseMaknae: S-so I-I'm n-not the main h-hoe?
PrinceOfChina: Naw bae you my main hoe
ChineseMaknae: Then who's Seulgi's main hoe
SneezingMango: ITS IRENE NOONA
Booyonce: YASS SEE I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SHIP WAS REAL!!!
Only17: WAIT WHAT'S REAL!?
Chanson: Irene and Seulgi noona being in a relationship together
DokHorse: ARE WE ALL SEULRENE ASF??!
AngelMama: UM OF COURSE
THAT'S THE MAIN SHIP!
Hosheit: GUYS CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW WENDY WENT ON WEEKLY IDOL
Booyonce: SM NEEDS TO GET THEM A NEW STYLIST BECAUSE MY MAIN WENDY IS GETTING DRESSED LIKE TRASH
SneezingMango: THOSE WEREN'T EVEN TIGHT
THOSE WERE FUCKING FISH NETS
~BossAssKim has logged on~
DolphinWoozi: AYE SWAEG MAKNAE IS HERE
Chanson: HAI YERI
BossAssKim: AYO WASSUP MY MAIN HOES?!
DaddyCoups: MORE LIKE WHAT'S UP WITH YOU! HOW'VE YOU BEEN MY CHILD?!
ChineseMaknae: Did appa just adopt yeri?
DaddyCoups: I CAN'T CUS SHE'S IRENE AND SEULGI'S CHILD BUT I CAN STILL TREAT HER LIKE ONE OF MY OWN!!
AngelMama: YERI I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! YOU ARE FINALLY GETTING THE ATTENTION YOU NEED!!
DolphinWoozi: SHE IS THE QUEEN, QUEEN YERI
SLAYING US ALL
JisoosCompelsYou: Is Woozi a Red Velvet stan?
DolphinWoozi: WHO WOULDN'T BE!
HAVE YOU HEARD THEIR MR REMOVED?!?
DokHorse: Yeri how is the comeback so far?
BossAssKim: Okay, I guess. I still gotta get used to having lines. But I like the choreography, and I get center at times, so there's that.
Hosheit: YOU SHOULD TEACH US THE DANCE!!
BossAssKim: Yeah sure! Why not?
AngelMama: Wait, where are you?
BossAssKim: At BLACKPINK's dorm, just hanging with Lisa and Rosé
SweaterPaws: Why aren't you with my noona and others?
BossAssKim: I don't wanna talk about it, sorry
DolphinWoozi: Why not?
BossAssKim: It's kinda personal
DolphinWoozi:
TOO PERSONAL MY ASS
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
BossAssKim: UGH FINE!
BUT IF MY UNNIES ASK WHERE I AM
DON'T TELL THEM WHERE I AM!!
Booyonce: WHATEVER YOU SAY QUEEN!!
~DolphinWoozi has added BossAssKim to a private chatroom~
PrinceOfChina: Is something wrong with Yeri?
JisoosCompelsYou: Most likely
Booyonce: THIS CANNOT BE! MAKNAE LINE, JUN, DK, JOSHUA, AND HOSH WE ARE GONNA CHEER THAT MAKNAE UP!
(cheer up baby~ cheer up baby~)
DokHorse: LET'S DO IT!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
~Booyonce has logged off~
~Hosheit has logged off~
~DokHorse has logged off~
~PrinceOfChina has logged off~
~JisoosCompelsYou has logged off~
~ChineseMaknae has logged off~
~Chanson has logged off~
~Only17 has logged off~
SweaterPaws: I wonder if noona knows where Yeri is?
AngelMama: *dramatic gasp* YERI IS AT BLACKPINK'S DORM, AND KNOWING THAT GIRL, SHE JUST WENT OUT AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE!!!
SneezingMango: THAT'S WHY SHE TOLD US NOT TO TELL THEM!!
~PikaBaer has logged on~
SweaterPaws: NOONA!!
PikaBaer: Hey Wonwoo and others, sorry I'm not sure who's on, but have any of y'all see our maknae?
DaddyCoups: Nope, she hasn't been around here.
SneezingMango: Do you mind telling us what's wrong with her?
PikaBaer: Well, long story short, Joy insulted her by saying that she didn't get a decent amount of lines until Russian Roulette and then she left our chatroom
DaddyCoups: I had no idea. That's terrible
PikaBaer: Yeah, we've been looking for her all day, and it's almost time for her to sleep, so could you guys help us find her??
SweaterPaws: Of course!! We'll start right now!
PikaBaer: Thanks! I owe you guys one!
AngelMama: Alright guys, MOVE OUT!
~AngelMama has logged off~
~DaddyCoups has logged off~
~SneezingMango has logged off~
~SweaterPaws has logged off~
~PikaBaer has logged off~
＼(;´□｀)/＼(;´□｀)/＼(;´□｀)/＼(;´□｀)/＼(;´□｀)/
Wassup y'all
HAVE Y'ALL SEEN RUSSIAN ROULETTE?!?
MY MAIN HOE YERI GOT SOME LINES
AND I'M SO PROUD
*tear druups*
But yeah, if you haven't, go and check it out
#MariChanPromotingRVRussianRoulette
^^ true true😂
SO YEAH!
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