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~Everyone has logged on~

AngelMama: Minghao, Dino, and Jun

ChineseMaknae: Hm?

Chanson: What's wrong mom

DolphinWoozi: Jeonghan probably saw them banging

SweaterPaws: Nah he probably heard me and Mingyu

DaddyCoups: What the hell😂

Hosheit: It was terrible they made me stay in that room

SneezingMango: You asked if you could leave!

Hosheit: AND WHEN I SAID NO Y'ALL TIED ME UP

Only17: So hoshi now needs holy water

JisoosCompelsYou: Hoshi meet me in my room and I'll give you some holy water that you can bathe with

DolphinWoozi: Wait so that's why I didn't see Hoshi yesterday?

SweaterPaws: Pretty Much yeah

DolphinWoozi: May jisoos bless your soul Meanie couple

SneezingMango: So I'm not dying today?

DolphinWoozi: Keep him away from me today and I won't try to kill you for a week

SneezingMango: HOSHI IMMA TIE YOU TO MY BED WHERE ARE YOU?!

Hosheit: CAN'T TIE ME IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME BITCHES!!

SneezingMango: BETTER THINK ABOUT THAT TWICE, C'MON WONWOO

SweaterPaws: On it

Booyonce: On that dick

SweaterPaws: Shut up you're all over Vernon's dick

~Hosheit has logged off~
~SneezingMango has logged off~

SweaterPaws: I'll deal with you later

~SweaterPaws has logged off~

AngelMama: Jun, Minghao, and Dino log off

Chanson: Okay mom

~Chanson has logged off~
~AngelMama has logged off~
~ChineseMaknae has logged off~

JisoosCompelsYou: Wait why are the maknae's logging off

PrinceOfChina: Jeonghan-eomma wants to talk with us because he thinks we're hiding something from him

Dokhorse: You guys have been logging off together

Booyonce: *dramatic gasp* You guys are leaving the chatroom
















































THEY PROBABLY PRACTICE ENGLISH

DaddyCoups: Oh god that could actually be right

Booyonce: BUT I AM BEST QUALITY!
I NEED TO MAKE SURE I HAVE THE BEST ENGLISH

DolphinWoozi: "I english very well, more than you."

Booyonce: MY ENGLISH SKILLS ARE THE BEST

DolphinWoozi: Seungkwan, I'm pretty sure Minghao's english is better than yours AND HE CAN BARELY SPEAK KOREAN

Booyonce: WOOZI I WOULD TELL YOU TO SQUARE UP BUT YOU'RE TOO SHORT TO REACH ME

DolphinWoozi: BUT MY GUITAR ISN'T

~DolphinWoozi has logged off~
~Booyonce has logged off~

PrinceOfChina: So, imma leave now so see y'all

~PrinceOfChina has logged off~

Only17: Imma go and see then fight

Dokhorse: Woozi is gonna win

Only17: We all know that but its fun to see fights so let's go

Dokhorse: K

~Only17 has logged off~
~Dokhorse has logged off~

DaddyCoups: C'mon Joshua we gotta make sure they won't kill each other

JisoosCompelsYou: You mean make sure Seungkwan doesn't die

DaddyCoups: Basically

JisoosCompelsYou: Alright then

~JisoosCompelsYou has logged off~
~DaddyCoups has logged off~

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Seungkwan is best quality

Hey there guys
I'm not ready for Seventeen's comeback

Jisoos please compel the Carats' Soul

#PrayForCarats

Anyways, imma go and attempt to finish my thanksgiving packets cus I gotta go to school tomorrow

So yeah!
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Remember and NEVER FORGET:
Mari-Chan Loves You!
🙂🙂🙂🙂
Saranghae~


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