141. When the boys think to themselves and they sound really bitchy and feminine - Excuse me, they are boys for a reason. BOYS, not GIRLS [This is so true omfg. Said by vladdracula]
142. When the are suddenly ninjas and have ninja training yet they still get caught. Maybe when the girl catches him cheating, he comes up with the cheesiest apology and suddenly banging eachother and the guy has suddenly disappeared ... that or she was squashed by them as they laid on the bed. [ i was literally dying LOL. by vladdracula]
143. 5 girls. The Collective.
You know where this ends up.
Every girl gets a boy. WHO DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
[by : babysinge]
144. When jayden cheats - lmaaaooooo
145. all of a sudden theres papparzzi in the boys lives? - there not world wide yet...
146. trents penis was so big it ripped my vagina - OK wtf .... i literally choked on my water when i read this.
147. its funny when people say jayden has a small penis but they havent seen one bit of the flesh.
148. one direction and the collective meet. HARREH AND JAYDEN ALWAYS OMFG ALWAYS "your hotter up close bro"
Excuse me.
You're*
149. someone ends up cheating on someone and next thang ya know is theyre banging like its their last days on earth
150. the parents come over for dinner brekky lunch or whatever and the chick goes upstairs. julian follows AND THEYRE BLOODY BANGING EACHOTHER. EXCUSE ME IF I WAS BANGING JULIAN WHILE MY PARENTS WERE AROUND, THEY WOULD FUCKING CHOKE ME. THEY DUN GIVE A DAMN IF IM NAKED.
151. jayden orders take away until he meets the girl AND KABOOM HE MYSTERIOUSLY KNOWS HOW TO GO MASTERCHEF
152. i hate it when they get turned on in the most stupidest ways -.-
153. the girl gets pregnant and starts feeling sick after 2 minutes. -.-
154. "Save me batman"
"OOOH baby wonderwoman" - when i read this im just like... how the hell do you even come up with these fuckin quotes?
155. when the sentence does not make sense at all
"I LOVE YOU" I said angrily
dafuck?
156. " I AM THE KING OF BATMANS"
No bitch. There is only one batman in this world
157. twitcams? really doing a twitcam together? they have the total guts for that....
158. "Zachs brown eyes searched me up and down"
and you call yourself a collector? -.-
collector my ass.
159. when the girlfriend tells off a collector, and like shes only 12 years old asking for a photo. - if my girlfriend did that to a fan, i would punch her
160. the boys never put on perfume but the girls put it on 35677542 times.
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Dumb Collective Fanfic Moments
FanfictionHave you ever read a story and think... yeah right -.- Well here we're going to name a few in here! Since they're are no Collective dumb moments on wattpad, i'll be the first to write :D Enjoy........ © nutellapotatoes 2014
