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Hi.

201. "hey mum i have no idea who i met but theyre in a boyband called the collective. im just gonna go for about 6 months with no luggage because they all have it"

"ok sure honey"

[By: OliviaSierra3100]

202. "I'm so sorry, i spilt my coffee on you"

"Its ok, here have my number"

what.

[By: OliviaSierra3100]

203. OliviaSierra3100, i can agree with you on this one!

"MESSY BUNS, MESSY BUNS BLAH BLAH BLAH MESSY BUNS"

shutup. -.-

204. i hate boybands but my best friend is making me go to a concert. OMG MARRY ME BOYS- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THATS IN LIKE IN 238947 FANFICS :')

(BabySinge)

205. OKAY THIS ONE IS SO TRUE. WHEN I WAS READING IT, I JUST FELT LIKE HIGHFIVING YOU

When the girlfriends get jelous of the collectors. Um your boyfriend is in the collective which you bang every single freakin day -___- if you got jelous of me hugging your man, i wouldnt hesitate to punch you

goodbye.

[By: TCforever22]

206. The main girl and one of the boys have been neighbours and best friends and suddenly fall in love with eachother. one night their parents are home but they confess eachothers feelings and end up banging eachother? ummm excuse me.

[By:Haii_ItzKrystal]

dont have sex.

you will get pregnant

and die.

dont have sex in a missionary position

dont have sex standing up.

just dont do it. promise?

ok everyone take some rubbers.

^ judging you if you dont know what movie that came from.

Was it just me or did you guys say that in the coaches voice? cause i did lmao

moving on.....

207. "I moaned so loud, i think China heard my vocals" - wtf? is this a way to describe moans. dang if i was in China i would block my ears.

208. RATED R WITH NO SEX SCENES :')

209. " I WARN YOU. 18+ ONLY"

Dude your like 12.................#soawkward

210. Some wayden fanfics are really weird...

"His vagina went up my penis"

wot. But I thought.... wait.... A VAGINA?!?!?!!

211. WHEN THE AUTHOR WRITES THE WHOLE THING IN CAPS AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEYRE SCREAMING

212. when the author knows nothing about the boys.

"Trents blue eyes pierced through mine"

"Jayden is so inlove with batman"

"Julians muscles were so big"

HUSSSSHHHH BABYYYY -.-

"Will is so humorous"

"Zach big brown eyes left me hypmotized"

no.

213 LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that moment when zach has large ears

214. they never brush their teeth..... so unhealthy...

215. When all they ever eat is bloody chicken and tomato sauce

216. Some fanfics they meet retardedly - Sammy

217. They meet to quickly - Sammy

218. When the POV change in every single paragraph

219. Bacon and eggs bacon and eggs bacon and eggs bacon and eggs. Is that all you eat for breakfast? Cause that's pretty unhealthy if you have it every single day.

220. When there's fifty million quote in a chapter summarising how Will feels. :/

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WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING

Can I get a round of applause please?

Anyways leave comments if I should go to 300?

If you have any dont hesitate to leave it in the comments :) .

- Elize

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