221. [by:babysinge]
*girl goes to a meet and greet*
"hi zach"
"hi cutie whats your name?"
"----" she said feeling a bit insecure
*gets zachs number and starts dating him*
"bow down before me peasants i'm the hottest bitch on the planet"
wait wtf i thought you were insecure ?
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUE ^
222. [by: Collectiveand1D4life]
why does every girl live in Sydney? what about the other states and cities? it would be empty if all collectors live in sydney.
-Even though i live in Sydney that's pretty true ^ hahahahahahhaha :P
223. [by: TCforever22]
William and the girl in the story were having an arguement/fight and with one cheesy line it all of sudden turns into a hot make out session. With one cheesy like your sucking each others faces.
FUCK.
-AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE ^
224. no one takes the time to wipe their ass when they go to the toilet.
225. no one ever buys a pet. pets are cute.
226. I HATE IT WHEN THEY DONT KNOW WHO THE COLLECTIVE ARE
227. the girl is always with the boy. no performances are mentioned no nothing. k bye
228. the main girl is always ariana grande or someone freakin pretty. i feel ugly god damn it
229. the main girl has no siblings or cousins.
230. I FORGOT THIS ONE O
231. the boys dont take the time to shave
232. no one mentions pimples. we all hit that stage you know
233. FUCK I NEED TO PEE
234. every scary movie is ALWAAAAAAAYYSSS paranormal and the main girl always gets scared. meaning they cuddle awwwwwww
no.
235. when theres 2398479328 polyvore links or what ever theyre called
236. no body ever farts.
237. nobody ever burbs. in fact, when they have a baby, the baby burbs more then them like fuck man
238. they meet in the most retarted way
239. "OMG JAYDEN I LOVE YOU"
crazy stalker girl ends up marrying him
240. the girl moves to america but comes back after a month. like what happened to moving? -.-
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YEA YEA YEA CAUSE U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE
IVE BEEN LOCKED OUTTA HEAVEN FOR TO LOOOOONG
fuck what am i saying.
i know ive said this 431897 times but *sighs* i love you all
AND FOR ALL OF Y'ALL WHO KNOW ILOVEJAYJAYSIERRA SHE MADE A NEW ACCOUNT
ILOVEJAYDENSIERRA
^ CHECK HER OUT BECAUSE SHES FAB
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Dumb Collective Fanfic Moments
FanfictionHave you ever read a story and think... yeah right -.- Well here we're going to name a few in here! Since they're are no Collective dumb moments on wattpad, i'll be the first to write :D Enjoy........ © nutellapotatoes 2014
