Gubints: Dude, I just wanted to ask like 20 "why" questions in a row... I feel like I'm two again ^.^
Ezmar: lol not trying to be funny but...why? And sorry my computer died and I was too busy eating chocolate chip pound cake to plug it back in.
Gubkints: No problem but now my mouth is watering d: *shrug* Just because. Not sure. I was just thinking, "Why is it 11? How? Why is time time? Why is it like that?" Then I kept answering myself and saying "why" to my answers XD
Ezmar: Hahaha Shakespeare Jr.
Gubkints: Girl, no XD lol. How was that chocolate cookie cake thing? I'm gonna go eat, now i'm super hungry.
Ezmar: Pound cake?
Gubkints: Yeah that XD
Ezmar: hahaha chocolate cookie cake thing
Gubkints: YUP :D
Ezmar: Wat u have 4 lunch?
Gubints: mac 'n' cheese
Ezmar: Yup! I just had pound cake, shame
Gubkints: Why shame?
Ezmar: That is not a healthy lunch!
Gubkints: oh lol, but it's yummy
Ezmar: Better than the math I'm doing
Gubkints: Right?
Ezmar: Totally, this problem has no relevance to what I'll do in real life.
Gubkints: Hahaha!
Ezmar: None!
Gubkints: Ugh sometimes I feel like a genius who has learned a great language when I understand math, but other times (like now) I just want it to go away because I don't want to understand it XD
Ezmar: Ik! Math makes u feel smarter but then makes u want to tell that algebra joke about how x doesn't want to be found.
Gubkints: lol but it's worse than x rn. g of f(x) or f of g(x) Where's this number? WHAT?
Ezmar: Yeah! And why would I want to know the area of a can? who cares, I just want the food in it!
Gubkints: hahahahahaha! exactly~ Who just looks at a can and thinks, "Hmm, I wonder. How much space is inside of this?"
Ezmar: NO ONE!
Gubkints: Well...I might. You never know. XD
Ezmar: Wondering isn't the same as actually sitting down to do a math problem to find the answer though
Gubkints: Very true.
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