Gubkints: *walks into your room* *flops onto floor* *says dramatically* WE. NEVER. TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKKK ANYMORE. *falls backwards* *twitches* *dies* *peaks through one eye and whispers* FYI our silence killed me *dies completely*
Ezmar:*starts smacking you* If you don't get up right now I'm going to eat your Kandy stash! *Starts shaking you* Then Imma take all your Narnia books and dump them in a fire place!
Gubkints: *hands fly up in surrender* I HAVE NO CANDY!!! *gasp* You wouldn't. *covers up fire place in living room with a fake wall*
Ezmar: Well... I made you a candy stash and I'm not gonna show u where it is!! -- *smirks* U sure?
Gubkints: Oh, how crude! XD --*eyes widen*
Ezmar: Oh my god Gubs I'm so sorry! My friend took my tablet and started texting you! I promise I would never touch your books! All books are special. And if I had a candy stash you'd be the one to know. *grumble* darn Rae who does she think she is texting my best friend such nonsense.
Gubkints: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHA -- IM DYING HERE -- Tell Rae she was great XD HAHAHAHAHA, but it's nice talking to the real you ^_^
Ezmar: Why thank you! -- Lol
A/N: Okay so Gubs is gonna find this out when she reads this obviously but here's that thing. Rae doesn't exist. I just said that to see if she'd believe me.
To Gubkints, From Ezmar: Gottcha Gubs!
YOU ARE READING
Hilarious Texts Between Besties
HumorEzmar: OOO I should most of these conversations on Wattpad, it would be a hit sensation! Gubkints: Post* instead of most? I'm confused LOL Ezmar: Yeah sorry lol Gubkints: and our* for of? Ezmar: I get it, woman! Gubkints: I'm laughing at my own stup...
