When they're drunk

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Aries-  *fall's on their face repeatedly*

Taurus-  I NEED TO GET HOME!!!! I FORGOT TO FEED MY CAT!!

Gemini-  *talks really fast about things that make no sense*

Cancer-  *starts to think about the past and cries*

Leo-  Drunk Karaoke time!!!

Virgo-  I-i think I pissed myself?

Libra-  listen.......... Picasso? Not that great

Scorpio-  Who wants to fuck!?

Sagittarius-  *laughs at everything*

Capricorn-  *passionately lip syncing to beyonce*

Aquarius-  *believes they can fly*

Pisces-  There's no way we are alone in this world...........

I like how I cut my hair 2 Says ago and went to school and I notice I missed some. So..... I went to class, asked for scissors went over to the trash can and cut the part off. A girl in the class.

"YOUR CUTTING YOUR HAIR!!!"

I felt like begin sarcastic but I didn't I just looked at her and said yes.

No one stopped me, the teacher even gave me the scissors and mostly watched. She didn't give 2 fucks!!!!

Tells you about my school.

Raven

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