Zodiac Signs ✔

Prison for

Aries- Hitting a cop

Taurus- Man slaughter

Gemini- Car chase

Cancer- Not paying taxes

Leo- shoplifting

Virgo- is actually innocent

Libra- Facebook hacking

Scorpio- Mass Murderer

Sagittarius- Jumping into a fountain

Capricorn- Trying to cash a stolen check

Aquarius- going into area 51

Pisces- growing a football field of weed

Hey guys!

As some guy said in shawshank redemption "haven't you heard? We all innocent here. Our lawyers fucked us."

So. I guess my family on my dad's side doesn't know that I am a person that doesn't believe in God. Because my aunt was asking if I wanted to go to a church camp where I could learn more about God and all that other Bullshit. Anyways we get home and my brother tells my step dad that. He comes into the living and looks at my brother.

"She can't go. They don't do exorisms there."

Lady and gentlemen my family.

Raven