"So, I'm Gregory."
"..."
"If you're uncomfortable, you can just call me Greg..."
"I never said I was uncomfortable"
"Um, okay. How about I tell you about myself?"
"I never said I wanted to know anyth-"
"Ice breaker, okay. I like football, pink markers, brunettes-"
"Seriously? The first thing you do is hit on me?"
"Actually, this is like, the second time I'm-"
"Seriously? Do you have any manners?"
"I thought your hair was black!"
"Oh, so now you're telling me that you think I'm ugly?"
"I don't get it. How did the silent treatment go to an angry rant?"
"And now I'm ranting."
"Fuck."
YOU ARE READING
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Short Story❝You have lips. I have lips. Interesting...❞ ❝Huh.❞ ❝You know what we can do with them?❞ ❝Curse your very existence?❞ ❝I was thinking about something slightly different...❞ ___________________ Where a boy tries to woo a girl with the power of his li...
