"Hey Gemma, I have a joke."
"Not now Greg. This project is due in two days."
"I know. I know. But..."
"... Oh god, fine."
"Okay! Don't worry it's super good!"
"..."
"Tough crowd. Okay, what do you call a reproductive cell who likes to rap?"
"Um, maybe a gambeat? Cause like, a gamete, that likes beats..."
"...You know what. That is actually very good."
"But no."
"I don't know then."
"...A hiploid!"
"...Why are you laughing so hard?"
"Greg, oh my god, stop."
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Short Story❝You have lips. I have lips. Interesting...❞ ❝Huh.❞ ❝You know what we can do with them?❞ ❝Curse your very existence?❞ ❝I was thinking about something slightly different...❞ ___________________ Where a boy tries to woo a girl with the power of his li...
