the theory of understanding

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"Hey gorgeous."

"Hey idiot."

"Did I tell you that your lips are looking great today?"

"Oh yeah?"

"What do you do to keep them that soft?"

"Well, first I take raw quail eggs, and use their yolk as a primer. Then, I mix crayon wax and bananas to give it the natural glow."

"That sounds...

appealing."

"...At least I tried."

"...Oh my god, Greg, stop laughing for fuck's sake."

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