the theory of brunettes

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"I'm sorry for insulting you."

"Dark brown."

"What?"

"The color of my hair. Dark brown. What are you, dumb?"

"Nope, only with you."

"And my name is Gemma."

"What?"

"You say one more word and I'm seriously going you punch you."

"Is it Gemma or grinch?"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing!"

"You should go to the bathroom, you're starting to sweat through your shirt."

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