the theory of crushing

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"Hey, John, did you see Gemma anywhere today?"

"Dude, I don't try to look for her you know."

"Whatever man. Just, have you seen her?"

"Nope. Now would you mind? I have a lovely lady waiting for me."

"John, Felicity probably finds my stinky socks more appealing than your face."

"Oh shut up."

"...Why do you care so much about where Gemma is anyways?"

"...She's my partner."

"Right... more like a crush!"

"One more word Jonathan, and I'm going to drown you in a fucking toilet."



"Okay, okay, not the toilets, alright?"

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