Viners and bitches

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Alec: yes, I'm telling you joey we need to go see alliegent before they take it off theaters

Hold it right there....I'm going with you

Alec: uh why exactly?

Okay I know I bully you by saying your gay but I love divergent !!

Alec: .....you never said I was gay

Oh shit that wasn't for you

Alec : excuses , excuses, okay I guess- * checks phone * oh hell no !, sorry Em but I have a dolan twin video to watch today

Curse you viners!!!!

Well at least I can escape hell in my room..what the actual fuck ?!!

Erin: *kissing his new ' girlfriend '*

Oh bloody hell, you ain't making babies in my bedroom !!

Erin: shit bitch get out

Nope you get the hell out this is my bedroom

Erin: aw come on sis

Bitch: oh you must be Emily

Yes i am and your the slut my brother is going to sleep with then break up with you later on

Jeffery: oh honey you won't believe what- OH MA GAWD MY EYES HAVE SEEN SO MANY THINGS !!!

Erin: you guys are so immature

Jeffery: well sorry that our Virgin eyes can't watch this shit

Oh I'm not a Virgin...

Jeffery: yeah as I was saying Wait what ?!!

Oh fucking shit

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