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Dylan O'Brien as Stiles Stilinski -::-::-::- Alanna Masterson as Evelyn Rose
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"BUZZZZZ CUZZZZZ HOW YOU DOINN?"
"YO E! doin great fantastic, amazing, no werewolves to worry about."
"What?"
"Wat. hahaha nothing I didn't say anything whattttt?!?"
"Umm ok..Ohhh I forgot to tell you about a week ago I accidentally texted your friend Derek and now we are friends."
"WHHAT NO, Derek is not a friend, he's an evil jackass!"
"Woah bud, you're like a purse dog chill."
"I don't even know what that means , But Derek is a bad person. You shouldn't be talking to him, he's bad news."
"Oh my god, Stiles chill out. I doubt he's that bad."
"Is that a joke? that has to be a joke. He is dangerous."
"Aren't you chipper today and besides, he won't hurt me he doesn't even know where I live. Now why were you calling me?"
"Huh? OH RIGHT RIGHT OK SO how do you know if a girl likes you?"
"Are you fucking kidding me. Did you seriously just ask me about girls?"
"No I asked you to clean my microwave, YES I ASKED YOU FOR GIRL ADIVCE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND GIRL,"
"Well isn't that sweet and sad, but still very very sweet, how about I tell you in 4 months when I..BUMM....BUMMM...BUMMMMMM.... COME TO BEACON HILLS FOR SPRING BREAK?!?"
"WHAT?!? NO!"
"That's wasn't the reaction I was expecting."
"No! that's not what I meant, what I mean is that Beacon Hills is kinda dangerous at the moment."
"Stiles I'm older than you, I can make my own decisions."
"Yeah and I'm your cousin,Evelyn, and I can't have my favorite cuz to getting hurt."
"First of all, I'm your only cousin. and second AWWWWEEEE THATS SO SWEET LOVE YOU TOO CUZ! Also I'm coming to Beacon Hills in four months whether you like it or not because I miss my bbies Scott and your huge crush Lydia."
"ITS NOT A HUGE CRUSH, ITS JUST A VERY STRONG ATTRACTION!!"
"Yeah, yeah whatever helps you sleep at night, OHH BEFORE I GO I HAVE A QUESTION. Does the demon spawn Mr. Harris still teacher there?"
"Um yeah, you know I gotta go.."
"Another question why did I get a call yesterday from your principal about your detention?"
"Funny story actually...it includes me leaving this conversation so umm BYEE!
"STILES DO NOT HANG UP THE PH-"
*call ended!*
"Goddammit Stiles."
a/n THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR VIEWS AND FOLLOWS I LOVE YALL SO MUCH sorry this chapter is short and bad! :3
