Strawberries and Apples (Bleach x Death Note IM Fanfic)

identities

(A/N): SECOND DEDICATION TO
drumroll plz
@mefjhmi
for being the one of the first persons to read. And comment.
Also, no Bleach or Clorox in this chapter. Sorry. Also, Fujin is an archaic japanese suffix for a married lady. Yes, L is a gentleman.
~Pure Onyx

All characters are owned by Tite Kubo and Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata

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LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI has joined the chatroom

SaveTheStrawberries has joined the chatroom

MrsYagami has joined the chatroom

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Misa Misa?

MrsYagami: Misa misa? Is that your girlfriend, Light?

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Wait, you're mom, right?

MrsYagami: Of course I am, dear! Why, did you think I was your girlfriend? Heehee!

SaveTheStrawberries: Awkward.

MrsYagami: Light, is this your friend?

SaveTheStrawberries: Yes, I'm Light's friend, Luke. Nice to meet you, Yagami-fujin.

MrsYagami: Ah, what a well-mannered boy! Are you from America?

MrsYagami has joined the chatroom

MrsYagami: HIII~ LIGHT!!!!

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: misa misa?

MrsYagami: Light, who is this?!

MrsYagami: WHAAAAAAT DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM IM THE FAMOUS MODEL MISA MISA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the_sexiest_guy_ever has joined the chatroom

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MrsYagami: What kind of name is that?! And who's 'Misa Misa'?

the_sexiest_guy_ever: is this a bad time?

MrsYagami: HOW COULD YOU HAVE NOT HEAR OF MISA MISA~!!!!????!!!!! I'M SO FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

the_sexiest_guy_ever: yes, this is a bad time

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Misa, why don't you change your name to something else so we can recognise you easier?

MrsYagami has changed her name to FutureMrsYagami

MrsYagami: oh no! I need to go!

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the_sexiest_guy_ever: light ur mom is one modern woman.

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: I know.

the_sexiest_guy_ever: misa misa, did u light doesnt love u

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: How should you know?! Anyway, she's MY girlfriend. Don't think you can steal her.

FutureMrsYagami: but why?????? does he love someone else??????? does he love YOU???!!!!!!!

the_sexiest_guy_ever: no its cuz his name spelt backwards is 'im a gay' so course he cant love a woman on the other hand tho u can still name urself FutureMattsWife

FutureMrsYagami: SO HE LOVES YOU??????????!!!!!!!!

FutureMrsYagami: Im not changing my name to Misa Yagami then Im keeping it as Misa Amane!!!!!!!!!!!!

FutureMrsYagami has changed her name to ✮✮✮MisaMisa✮✮✮

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Way to go, Matt -_-. Also, L, your real name is Luke??

SaveTheStrawberries: Yup.

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Luke what?

SaveTheStrawberries: Luke at that, Kira's still trying to get my name.

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: <-- YOU READ THAT NAME, LUKE??!!

SaveTheStrawberries: I should really go, I need some cake or I shall die of starvation.

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Stop overreacting. -_-'

SaveTheStrawberries: I'm not.

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✮✮✮MisaMisa✮✮✮ has left the chatroom

LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: I'll get you back for that.

the_sexiest_guy_ever: ya right lets see

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(A/N): Sorry it's TINY (that's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) but I hope you liked it and if you didn't don't tell me because that's sad.
And this also explains Matt's (dare I say it) (SPOILER!) death (:,() doesn't it
When DOES this take place? When L and Light were 'researching'
(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) in the Yatsuba arc? Nah, probably if Mello and Matt and Near were oki-doki and L was also oki and Light was still trying to hide from the police and Misa was still being overly attached... ah, wishes.
Also, these chats... they are getting shorter as time goes by, huh?
(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) I'll try to make a bigger one next time (also a 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here).
~Pure Onyx