"There's a lot of history in this city."
"Translated; Old as shit."
-Peanut, Jeff Dunham
Shared by @AmericaFreedomJones
A Russian, a Texan and a New Yorker walk into a restaurant. The waiter tells them, "Excuse me, but if you want the steak, I'm sorry to say that we have a shortage."
The Texan asks, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian asks, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker asks, "What's 'excuse me'?"
