Shared by Ghostofthepast32.
Drinking contest between a Russian and a Irishman
Irishman: here we go! *pulls out a twenty percent alcoholic drink*
Russian: *eye brow raises, followed by a glass of 100% vodka*
Irishman: *shot glass falls out of hand*
Shared by HCRoar.
Q: Who refereed the tennis match between Caligula and Nero?
A: A Roman Umpire.
