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"Hi."

"Bonjour"

"We're French now?"

"Oui monsieur. Comment allez-vous?"

"Uhm... I don't know how to speak French."

*Laughs* "I know, but I'm asking. How are you?"

"Oh..."

"Common sense, monsieur. What else would I be asking you?"

"What's my number?"

"In your dreams, James."

"Fine... Thanks for the food."

"And thanks for your money, have a beautiful day!"

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