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"Hola."

"Sup dude."

"How are you, today?"

"I'm good. How about you?"

"I'm good. How much is it?"

"$5.45"

"Okay. And no, I'm not an old man."

"But you keep acting like one. Sensei, you even acted like a pervert over the speaker. That says something."

"Dude. My friends dared me to do it."

"Where were they then? Or did you just want to act perverted?"

"Okay, okay. Fine. It was a joke for my enjoyment. That better?"

"I don't know. Now it makes you sound like a real creep. Here's your food and drink."

"Okay, and thanks."

"Tomorrow, old man. Now get out! I have customers."

"Whatever. Bye!"

"Aloha!"

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