"Hello, welcome to McDonald's. What would you like today?"
"I'll have a quarter pounder meal, an extra-large fries-"
"We don't have extra-large fries."
"Can I have another large fries, I mean."
"Oh...."
"Sorry, but anyways, before you rudely interrupted me, another large fries, a strawberry banana smoothie, and a number 7. Just the nuggets, though."
"I knew boys eat a lot, but I never knew they'd eat enough to get as fat as a sumo wrestler."
"Shut up and give me my amount."
"This woman is my destiny, she said 'oh! shut up and dance with me'."
"Why would I want to dance with you in the first place?"
"Because I can dance, and because I make your food."
"Right."
"$9.87 is your total. Please come to the window."
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The French Fry Guy
Short StorySecond book in the Fast Food series. ~~~~~ He liked French fries. She worked at a McDonald's. What happens when the two meet? ~!~ I took this picture from the internet. Credits to the one who originall...
